Cigarette Nano?

Marlboro has reported that they are creating a new kind of cigarette, the Marlboro Intense. This cigarette will be approximately a centimeter shorter but will be packed with a kind of super tobacco that will contain all the nicotine of a regular cigarette. I’ve also heard that the paper is supposed to be faster burning, to further reduce smoking time. For you see, this cigarette was designed for quicker smoking breaks, which makes little sense to me. Even though I have never smoked, I always thought the smoking break was just as important the nicotine. I guess I’m wrong again. The product is currently being tested in Turkey, but I have my doubts about it coming here. Logically, I would assume people would get bored with the other three minutes of their life and just smoke another. Which leads me to wonder if it will pass health regulations, not that the government really cares much about these. Still, maybe the FDA will place some restrictions on these puppies. Not that I’m opposed to carcinogens or anything.

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LA the New Amsterdam?

Ooooohh Yeah!

Ok, maybe it’s not that far out there… But LA pharmacies are installing Weed Machines Monday. These machines, called AVM’s, will deal Marijuana to those lucky few with a prescription. The machine will require a finger print, a prescription, and a prepaid drug card that will confirm the prescription, the dosage, and even what strain you want. Yes, that’s right, you can choose your favorite flavor. They will be guarded around the clock and there are already plans to implement the system for other popular drugs like Viagra and Vicodin. Expect abuse of this system by Tuesday afternoon.

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