Cigarette Nano?

Marlboro has reported that they are creating a new kind of cigarette, the Marlboro Intense. This cigarette will be approximately a centimeter shorter but will be packed with a kind of super tobacco that will contain all the nicotine of a regular cigarette. I’ve also heard that the paper is supposed to be faster burning, to further reduce smoking time. For you see, this cigarette was designed for quicker smoking breaks, which makes little sense to me. Even though I have never smoked, I always thought the smoking break was just as important the nicotine. I guess I’m wrong again. The product is currently being tested in Turkey, but I have my doubts about it coming here. Logically, I would assume people would get bored with the other three minutes of their life and just smoke another. Which leads me to wonder if it will pass health regulations, not that the government really cares much about these. Still, maybe the FDA will place some restrictions on these puppies. Not that I’m opposed to carcinogens or anything.

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